Warning. You have just entered the personal soapbox of one Gale Winthrope. Run while you got a chance!
Eh? What's that? The door's locked you say? Hmmm... that's strange, I swear I fixed that darned thing last week... Oh well. Sorry to say it but the thing is stuck. I can pop open a window if you want to get out, but otherwise I'd just take your shoes off, put your feet up and have a seat. While you're here you can peruse my small collection of literature pieces, my ever growing mass collection of posted Lego creations (called MOCs), or anything else I might have here that fits your fancy. Just remember, everything here is 'look don't touch' (No stealing my work. You can ask if you wish to use anything, I subjectively think I'm pretty agreeable on stuff like that, just make sure to give credit where it's due and give me a link to anything that ends up on the internet.) ;)
If you feel so inclined you can head down into my archives, otherwise known as MOCpages, and check out my older MOCs and some new ones too.